So, another month, another round of "are we getting free money?" floating around. Gimme a break. Every time I see one of these headlines, I picture some clickbait artist cackling as they rake in the ad revenue from desperate people hoping for a handout. And honestly, who wouldn't want free money? But let's be real, people. If it sounds too good to be true... well, you know the rest.
This time, it's whispers of $1,390, $1,702, or even a cool $2,000 magically appearing in bank accounts. The source? "Reports." Vague "reports." That's journalism in 2025, folks. Anyone can start a blog and call it news. The article does admit there's "no official confirmation from Congress or the IRS," but that doesn't stop the click train from rolling, does it? Are we getting stimulus checks in November? Updated, IRS tax refund status, rebate check
The IRS is even warning people about scams. Shocker. They're saying watch out for texts and impersonators trying to steal your info. You know, the usual song and dance. At this point, if you fall for one of these schemes, I almost have to think you deserve it. Almost. It's like Darwinism for your bank account.
And then there's Senator Hawley's "American Worker Rebate Act" from way back in 2025. Checks for $600 to $2,400, you say? Sounds great! Except it hasn't passed. It probably won't pass. Congress can't agree on what day it is, let alone a massive spending bill.
Let's not forget the COVID stimulus checks. Those were a trip, weren't they? The article mentions a deadline of April 15, 2025, to claim the third check. Three years to claim free money, and some people still missed it? How is that even possible? It's like finding a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk and just... walking past it.
And then there's the state-level "inflation relief checks." New York, Pennsylvania, Georgia, Colorado, New Jersey... everybody's getting in on the act. Handing out cash like candy. Call them "rebates," call them "relief," call them whatever you want. It's still just the government playing Santa Claus with your tax dollars.
Speaking of New Jersey, what's with this "ANCHOR" property tax relief program? Up to $1,750 for homeowners over 65? Seriously? So, if you're young and struggling, tough luck? I'm all for helping seniors, but this feels a little... unfair, doesn't it? Or am I just being a grumpy millennial?
Trump even floated the idea of "Trump tariff relief rebates." A rebate is a partial refund, the article explains, while a stimulus check is a direct payment. Semantics, people, semantics. It's all the same game: trying to buy votes with your own money.
But the real kicker is the "DOGE dividend." Five thousand dollar stimulus checks funded by savings identified by Musk's "Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE)." Seriously? This sounds like something out of a bad sci-fi movie. "DOGE dividend?" Give me a break. It's so ridiculous, it's almost impressive.
He hasn't shared any further specifics, it's said. Offcourse not.
And while we're at it, can we talk about tax refunds? The IRS says you'll get your refund in 21 days if you file electronically. Unless, of course, there's a "delay" or a "processing error" or some other bureaucratic black hole swallows your money. Then you get to spend hours on hold, listening to elevator music and questioning your life choices.
The article tells you to use the "Where's My Refund" tool. I've used that thing. It's about as accurate as a broken clock. It'll tell you your refund is "processing" for weeks, then suddenly, bam, it's in your account. No explanation, no apology, just... money. It's like dealing with a sentient vending machine.
